nice boobs and nice ass isn’t a requirement from my girl. like i ain’t gon turn down a shawty wit a perfect personality and a beautiful face cause she don’t got no body. body is icing on the cake but pound cake ain’t got no icing and i fuck wit that heavy.
this touches my soul
(Source: madbootyscientist, via drifts-makes-me-stiffs)
2:07 pm • 7 August 2014 • 174,313 notes
I think about you when I touch myself
10:53 pm • 28 May 2014
((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))
4:58 pm • 19 May 2014 • 377,742 notes
texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?
(Source: spookycellpart, via killaxmike)
4:54 pm • 19 May 2014 • 235,105 notes
Kendall Jenner introducing 5SOS at the BBMAs
and she almost calls them One Direction and she doesnt know what shes saying
(Source: sellysus, via epic-humor)
4:52 pm • 19 May 2014 • 23,194 notes
this cat is so happy. I want to be this cat.
No, this makes me happy to know that people take good care of their cat/’s. Everyone should have a really happy cat.
4:34 am • 30 April 2014 • 373,519 notes
"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
4:34 am • 30 April 2014 • 431,881 notes
"this bitch rlly just took a fry off my plate nigga. I axed dis hongry ass hoe if she wanted sum fries but her diet monique ass wanted some fukn lettuce. I’m finna steal off her ass if she take another one watch"
4:31 am • 30 April 2014 • 526 notes
My Current situation….
True shit. People change like the time on a clock in a heartbeat on your ass.
4:31 am • 30 April 2014 • 2,049 notes