19, The things you see here are the things i like and think. @brettsaccount on twitter• Ask me anything
I think about you when I touch myself
((The ability to appreciate and evaluate human aesthetic is not determined by your sexuality))
texting someone new is always weird.
like how do they feel about all lowercase letters? do they think it looks dumb? do i have to use super proper grammar and punctuation? will they know im being sarcastic when i start abbreviating words? are they a haha or lol person? are they a strict no acronyms kind of person? how do they feel about pet names? what’s their stance on emojis?
Kendall Jenner introducing 5SOS at the BBMAs
and she almost calls them One Direction and she doesnt know what shes saying
this cat is so happy. I want to be this cat.
No, this makes me happy to know that people take good care of their cat/’s. Everyone should have a really happy cat.
"It’s pronounced like jif"
Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck
"this bitch rlly just took a fry off my plate nigga. I axed dis hongry ass hoe if she wanted sum fries but her diet monique ass wanted some fukn lettuce. I’m finna steal off her ass if she take another one watch"
My Current situation….
True shit. People change like the time on a clock in a heartbeat on your ass.
Too much greatness..
Lupe Fiasco, Kanye, and Mos Def